Grand Testing Tale -- page 25655

NO I HATE POKEMON!

But you chose a pokemon anyway. You decided on a goose as one.

Oak: But that's illegal!

You: Illegal, wait a minute....

you pounce upon Oak and begin trying to uncover his mask.

You: COME-- OFF-- THIS-- WIG--!!

Oak kicks you and you cry like a little girl.

Suddenly, there is a squawk, and you both dash headlong into a goose.

You capture only 789 feathers.