Take a seat
"I guess it's because you're such a good polition," you say,
almost gagging on the end. Mayor Nelson couldn't deliver a speech
without making any bodily noises to save her life.
"No," the mayor says, "I keep getting re-elected
because I know what's good for this town. I know how to fix all the
town's problems without taxing the people too heavily. Because of me,
our schools are the best in the state."
You take a seat, and it sounds like you are farting as you scoot into
the chair. They mayor chuckles, then she starts looking serious.
"I've been mayor for fifteen years. That's almost four full
terms. Do you know why I keep getting re-elected?"
