You once had a normal life! You were a happy young cow named Fred!
You lived on a quiet farm in the Soviet Union. You had a friend named
Simon, Simon the Duck, and Huey, Huey the Hamster. You lived a happy
life, "Eating grass" and fraternizing with your friends.
Then one day it all ended...
A certain well know nuclear reactor decided this was it's time to go.
Unfortunately this well known reactor was in fairly close proximity to
your farm! Soon you had a new friend. His name was Jack. He lived
on the end of your tail. You also got a new leg-sticking up out of
the middle of your back. Simon grew a nose right next to his butt,
much to his dissatisfaction, and huey grew an elephant leg, which
impaired his daily routines.
What now??!? What lays in the future for Fred the Cow? What path
will this young bovine-at-heart take?
You remember...