Then, the worst thing of all happens...you see...AL GORE!!! NOOOOOO!!
Anyway, you decide to:
You stand there, and suddenly, a GIANT ROBOT thing appears on the
horizon. It has 2 long arms that look like they could stretch pretty
far, a head approximately the size of New Jersey, and it hovers about
10 feet above the ground. You wonder how it stays balanced, when
suddenly, the Earth below you shakes. A fissure opens up in front of
you, and steam comes out of it. Something similar happens behind you.