Yes Bessie
"As you may know, Startropics has spent the past 10 years in
development of our newest udder comfort product, the Mast-O-Last 2001.
Now I know, you know, it's not always easy toting around such well
endowed ones, as I see you've got. That's why Startropics made the
Mast-O-Last 2001 just for you. It's specially desgned to support the
tender udder area juts right, safely and securely. In fact, we
utilized a user-centered design for this product; we measured udders
from around the world, took into account the unusual yet beautiful
squareness of the Guatemalan Mottled Flugleheifer, the voluptuesness
of the 3rd and 4th udders of the Siberian GoGo Heifer, and designed
the Mast-O-Last 2001 just for them. And just for you, too!"
The cow seems delighted.
You say, "That's right, ma'am, and have I got a deal for
you!"
As the Startropics Employee of the Month in April 2000, you cut your
teeth on the sleeve of the grandmaster marketeer, Rudie Spies. You
clasp your hands together, take a deep breath, and...
