Greetings toilet paper!
"Hi! This is the dunny can speaking. Tonight on Seven nightly
toilet news we will be talking about toilet seats named Nicola. This
toilet seat keeps you very warm so you won't have to worry about been
cold. Now we will welcome Nicola the toilet seat to the studio
live!"
"Hi Nicola. Now you must have a lot of awful experiences been a
toilet seat!"
"Yes I do!"
"Tell me about some."
