You realize:
You realize you're Bowser, and that Mario is about to kill you.
You:
You realize that you're psychotic because Mario is in a video game.
When you're about to wish for something else, a wind kicks up, and a
bright light blinds you. Suddenly, you see an odd, short, overall
wearing, italian plumber. Mario, of course. "Uhh...this makes
no sense...but I'll play along anyway." you think. Suddenly,
Mario runs behind you and grabs a part of your body you didn't even
know you had. No, not that, you perv! Your tail!
