"You, my dear fellow. Please, tell me your name." said the
ugly man.
"Yes, my name is Chuck," I said sarcastically. "Now,
you really think I would tell you my name. How stupid are you?" I
asked.
"That is a private question. Just because my I.Q. isn't that high
doesn't mean I'm stupid."
"I'm sorry, did I insult you?"
"I believe you did."
"That was my purpose. More insulting. You are the ugliest person
I have ever met."
Then the ugly man did something I would never
imagined.
"What is so special, now. What do we have here?" I asked.