You quickly grab a parachute and jump out the door. You land in a
desert, and cannot see anything as far as the horizon. You groan, and
start walking. For hours you trudge along without even a sip of water.
Finally, you see a lizard and ask it where you are.
"You are in the Boko Desert. The river is only a few miles West,
and the City of the Voices id a few miles East. The seven gnomes are
North, and the Town of the Roast Chickens are South."