Darth Vader's MOTHER
Suddenly, his dear mummy entered the spaceship and said "Dear
son, I love you very much!!! Come eat your dinner."
Darth Vader says "MUMMY !! I've been longing to see you!"
His mother then stripped off and instead it was the Real Darth Vader!
"WHO IN THE WORLD ARE YOU? FAKER TO THE DARK
SIDE!"
