"In the City of the Voices,
are but 2 thousand choices.
Pick wiser,
Then the Miser,
And the gnomes of the north
will open the portal to the forest of the Oopaloosa's."
"Uh...Thanks."
"Where would you like to go? THe city of the voices is that way,
the river that, and The City of the Roast chickens, over those
mountains. Choose wisely."
"Very good," he clears his throat: