Fight the dragon
"#1: no spitting. #2: no magic, swords, knives, bazookas,
Moodara Hero Pens, or any other weapon unless agreed on. #3: play
fair, unless the opponent makes you angry. 1... 2... 3...
GO!!!"
You and the dragon start to circle. The frog starts telling you
to use your weapon. Suddenly, the dragon leaps up, and starts to
breathe fire. What do you do?!?!?!?
As soon as you decide to fight the dragon, a little elf jumps
into the ring and speaks the rules:
