NO WAY, YOU FAT DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her best freind, who is a witch, and also guards the third door in
Pennkummpice Alley, in Mirrorland, has been captured. It has been
thought, but not proven, that an association of firemen hired some
Bounty Hunters to capture her.
What do you do?
"No way, you fat dinosaur!" you shout. You get a rope and
round up the power rangers and Barney. Then you and Mary the cow have
a wonderful tasting Stupid Stars Stew, SSS for short. Then Mary gets a
call from All Cows Hospital of Moodara. She accepts a contract to be a
nurse, leaving you behind. Of course, you have her Uni-mail address,
her Uni-phone number, and some other stuff, but it's just not the
same. So you quit with you $999,999,999,999,999,999,999 zillion
dollars (all saved on your credit card, with is safely inserted into a
Data-pad) and set out to do something else. Besides, you're tired of
Moollywood Studios, anyway. Mary, the cow-who-is-now-a-nurse-at-All-Cows-Hospital-of-Moodara,
says you should be an adventurer. She hands you a pen and says it has
great powers. Then she gives you a quest....
