Sincerely yours,
The Fates
P.S.We have enclosed a fortune cookie for you, so you won't feel
gyped.
You explore the many uses of the scroll (a hankie,
a neat rollie thing, a parascope, etc.)until you decide that you are
supposed to read it.So you unroll the scroll and look it over.This is
what it said: Dear Guy-we-don't-know,
We're not home right now, but if you'll leave a message we'll smile
and laugh at you.