You look at the sith and then at Obi. "We can take him!" you
say. Obi nods. "On three. One, two, THREE!" You jump, out
sabers swirling. Five minutes later and a bloodied heap lies on the
floor. "Yeah! Go us!" You yell. Then, to your horror, you
discover that it was Halloween today, and it wasn't a sith at all!
"WE KILLED YODA!" Obi screams. "He looked small for a
sith" you mutter. Suddenly, Mace Windu sees you. "Hey, you
killed Yoda! Now whos gonna make the tea?" He pulls out a blaster
pistol (he was dressed as Boba Fett) and fire a round at you and Obi.
"RUN!" you cry and you and Obi run and hide in an alley.
"Now what?" you pant...