Cat attack
I was on my way to the trash because the butler took it out five
minutes ago. On my way I saw an interesting looking peice of string so
I walked over to it. When I arived at the string I saw that the string
was actualy very long and to tell you the truth I haven't seen a peice
longer then three inches. I was curios were it went so I followed it
and it lead to the edge of the garden. I stoped to see how it got here
and I saw footprints that gave me a knot in that place over my screw
machine. Then the next thing I knew I was in the jaws of a cat that
riped off my "head."
