You give him a kiss on the cheek and a squeeze on the bum. "lets
collect pokemon together, gotta catch them all!" You say.
He agrees and holds your hand.
Suddenly, a loud rumble shakes the Earth.
"BANG!" Out of the ground beneath you a drilling time
machine emerges!
The door opens and you are surprised to see that driving the time
machine is The Beastie Boys and their Ekans
"We challege you to a fight! The loser must bake scones for
everyone"
As husband and husband you...
You blush and feel amazed that you have finally found the man of your
dreams.