Roll right
You see a rock next to you. Your only options are to jump up and kick
him, roll, get the rock and throw it at him, or crawl through his
legs. What do you do?
You fall to the ground and roll to the right. The vibro-axe comes down
inches from your face. You jump up and try to kick him in the face,
but he pulls up the vibro-axe and hits you on the bottom of hi foot
with the blunt side of his axe. You do a flip backwards and land on
your back in the dirt. The gnome switches the axe to solid-mode
("For the red stuff," he said,"It just sizzles when
it's on vibro-mode.") and raises it above you chest, ready to
slice.
