"Hello, young one. I am Salamar. Do you wish to join me in a
quest to destroy the world? If you say yes, you will get one percent
of Area 486838, which is in Frodnaliona. That is very big; 1000 square
miles, to be exact. Oh, by the way, if you say no, you will
die."
Do you say yes or no?
The hippie telling you about cows freind suddenly gets scared and runs
away, yelling about Salamar. You look backwards. An old wizard with a
long robe and a beard, and an evil look, is coming up.