Go away
As you mount the unicorn, you hear a harsh cackling laugh and a
witch-like voice saying, "Hee-hee! You'll never escape my
grasp!"
Suddenly, the unicorn drops down dead. You turn around slowly. Before
you is Kerri, all tied up in chains and heavy rope.
"Kerri!!!" you shout. You start to run towards her, but you
instantly jump back. Flames had sprung up in a circle all around
Kerri.
Suddenly, you hear the voice, screeching, "You'll never get her
free from my power unless you defeat me. Never mind, shoo that thought
away from your scrawny little head. You can't defeat me. Your little
unicorn friend is gone, your companion is in my power. I am Moodara,
ruler of all the earth!!! I have powers far greater than any of anyone
else's in the universe!!! And you thought you could defeat me. No, I
shall use you as a tasty meal along with your little friend. Oh, and
maybe some unicorn blood would taste good in the soup. Or, I could use
it for the beverage. Nah. It would probably be better off in the
soup."
As the witch, Moodara, is busy talking about how she will cook you,
Kerri, and the unicorn, you snatch a little branch from a dogwood and
light it on fire from the flames that now surround Kerri. You hurl it
at Moodara. It has no effect! And all Moodara does is keep babbling on
about her soup.
You yell,"Moodara! You let Kerri go free or else-"
"Or else what?" Moodara teases as she turnes into a gigantic
green dragon.
"Or else. . . I'll throw a golden retriever at you!" you
reply.
Instantly a golden retriever falls off of one of the dogwoods. It
trots over to you, and you pick it up.
"What's that you say you'd do if I don't let Kerri
free?"Moodara asks you.
You don't answer. Instead, you throw the dog right onto Moondara's big
fat nose.
"AAAHHHHH!!! It's tickling me! AAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAACCCCHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
The golden retriever's fur had been ticking Moodara's nose, and now
she sneezed fire everywhere!
You catch fire. What should you do?
You decide that you don't want to go in. You want to be as careful as
you can in this place where there are dogwoods with dogs growing on
them and fire men who are really on fire. Besides, what if it really
is a witch? You decide to turn around and ride the unicorn somewhere
else.
