Super Duper Mall, of course!
A man greets you, and sits you down. "Welcome to the Mall School,
dearest. We have many interesting classes available, like Speed
Shopping and Totally Plastic! You will choose which shop you want to
be your homeroom,. of course."
You say "Any shop? Any shop at all?"
He nods, and you think about it. Which shop are you going to ask for
now?
You scoff at yourself for even dreaming of going somewhere else, and
walk into the mall.
