Recruit
"Yeah, OK, good, but I need to see some ID, please?"
"Um... I know this is a really dumb question... but... is this
ID?" you say, holding up the pen.
"Yeah, it is. Why do you ask?"
"Well... Never mind."
"OK. So you wanna recruit some people?"
"Yeah, I guess. What do I do?"
"Well, recruiting is strictly for heroes- like you. People who
want to be or help heroes come here to be recruited. Then heroes
recruit them. You want a person, you point at 'em and tell 'em to
their big butts over by you. Then, you pay ME the dough. Get it?"
"Um... Yeah, I guess..."
"OK. Each skill is recorded on a scale of 1 to 10. IQ, strength-
everything. Now, do you want humans? I have to warn you, sometimes
these people aren't safe... Even humans!!"
"I want to recruit," you say.
