"Come, ****(*)!!! Come and help us fight off the evil knights!
OK, maybe they ARE good, but we are too! We were here, peacefully
digging, before they came and attacked us! We invite anyone to come
here for a home, ****(*)! Please helps us! In the tree above you, the
is a sword stuck in the trunk. Only you can free it! Only YOU can
defeat the enemy and return peace to us!"
What do you do?
{EDITORS NOTE: *: WHERE **** IS, INSERT NAME.}
You walk inside. You find youself inside a HUGE forest. You wander
around. The part you start looks nice and peaceful. The part you end
UP in doesn't. It's dark, foggy, muddy, and has lots of scary noises.
Suddenly, you see a hole beside a tree. You peek inside. HOLY MOLY!!!!
It's what looks like one of your games, Dungeon Keeper! They're in the
middle of a battle. The hold leads down by stairway to the middle of
it all. You see see one, no two, no, three, no... five... six...
seven... Seven horned reapers!!! They slice and dice and slaughter and
kill the enemy. You see a wizard- on the horned reapers side- look up
at you. In your mind, you hear: