You whip out your ginsu blade and quickly
disembowel the lunatic. He ceases chasing you,
and you are able to safely put out the flames.
However your clothes are thurougly bloodstained!
You obviously need to replace your clothes lest
you be arrested for murder. You blink as a
silk shirt and black jeans appear before your eyes. This is certainly
an unusual development.
You cautiously touch them. Yep, they are real enough, and the jeans
are designer. But
should you wear em is the real question.