Pray for answers
You kneel down on the dirt-encrusted floor
and close your eyes. "Lord above, please find it
in your heart to disclose.. the meaning of goats?"
Suddenly you feel a hand on your shoulder and quiver with joy. The
Lord hath cometh to answer
thy call. You slowly open your eyes to view
the glory of God, to see the ugliest man you
have ever seen in your life glaring at you.
"Aiiiieee!" You scream and jump back. "Get yer
away from mer goats," He growls at you.
