Santa Attacks
Santa appears and gives everyone gifts. He comes up to you and says,
"Wait, your Jewish. Oh well, I guess I can give you something. A
one-way ticket to BLEEP." His red AND green lightsaber comes to
life and so does yours. You ask him,"What's with the Christmas
colors."He replies,"I'm Santa, what did you expect." He
slashes you and you lose your...
