Steals your lightsaber
grabs your lightsaber. He activates it and kills Jack, or ever since
you figured out Jack was a girl, Jackette. You cry out," You
killed your mom, even though I'm still creeped out he was a girl, and
the love of my life, well not actually. I just said yes because I was
bored. But you still killed him." You activate a red and green
lightsaber. Yes, it is Santa's lightsaber. You tokk it just in case.
All of a sudden Santa's head appears in your imagination." Hey,
you stole my lightsaber," he says." You nitwit," you
reply," follow the script." "The script?" he
answered."Oh yes, the script. Ahem-hem. You the force Obi-Wan.
And have a merry Christmas. Ho,ho,ho,ho." You answer
enraged,"For the last time, I'm Jewish." You slash at him
and he says,"Wait, this isn't in the script." He vanishes
and Dr. Phil says " Now can you get on the same page as me. It's
page 98." You take your script out and turn to page 98. You
mumber while reading,"You put away your script and charge towards
Phil, I mean Dr. Phil." You put away your script and charge
towards Phil, I mean Dr. Phil. Although he is an excellent fighter,
and by excellent I mean worse than a rat with a touthpick, which is
bad, you destroy Phil's, I mean Dr. Phil's, I mean Obi-Wan's, I mean
your lightsaber. You then cut off his head and deactivate your
lightsaber.
