Go to sleep.
You have a very interesting dream. In this dream, a magical elf jumps
on your head and makes the bump go away. Then, he says "follow
the orange snuffalumpaluskatuskawalrus" You don't know what a
snuffalumpaluskatuskawalrus is, but you thank him and he disappears.
You wake up and feel for the bump on your head. It's gone. Suddenly,
you hear a flapping of wings and a gust of wind almost carries you
away. You look up. It's a giant orange bird!
Well, you can't go far anyway, so sleep seems like a very good idea.
You just lie down on the ground, close your eyes, and drift into
dreamland.
