"What's the fare?" you ask.
"5 credits."
"Can you the dollars?"
"Yeah, sure. Um, lemme see... In dollars, that would be... Five
cents, please!"
You flick him a few cents.
"OK, where to?"
"Well... Am I on Earth?"
"Heck no!!! You're in Ghoul, not Muggland! This is onre big
planet, kid. Where do you want to go?"
You hop on the sharks back.