"Aye, whaddya want?!? Welcome to "Blackeye's Piratin
Shop"! We have planks, swords, weapons, everything a pirate could
wish for!! The boats is in aisle 1, weapons in da 2, and torturing
devices in 3! Aye aye, customer, have fun!"
You enter what appears to be a store. A gruff man with a scraggly
beard greets you.