"Hello, child! This is Queen Beth's castle. King Alfred prefers
to have it called his, but... Well, you know how Queens are higher in
power now! Anyway, what brings you here?"
"A portal."
"Er... Um... I see..."
"So, what's in this 'ere castle?"
"Docks, the Dungeon, the court, clan hall, um... Oh, yeah, the
post office. You have to be at least a Knight to get in; otherwise,
you must have a Castle Permit. Or you can pay 10,000 dollars."
What do you do?
You are teleported to a gate of what is probably a castle. A guard is
standing there.