make guard let you in
"Hi, sonny," you say in a sweet voice, "do you know if
the Queen is available?"
The guard gulps, stares some more at you, then gulps again.
"Well, uh, of coase. Your Mojesty! Theh's a visitah heah."
From the palace comes a booming woman's voice. "Tell him to come
in!"
"Oh, your Mojesty, it's a huh."
"Tell huh to come in!"
The guard hustles you into the gate, looks around, and whispers to
you, "What ah you doing tonight?"
"Not busy," you whisper. "Meet you at the bah at
12:00."
He nods, and you walk through the palace. On the giant throne, you
see...
Going back to a hotel, you change into a dazzlingly beautiful dress.
You return the palace. The guard's eyes almost pop out when he sees
you returning.
