The careless policemen couldn't be bothered to put bars on the windows
so once in your cell you simply crawled out the window and ran away.
Now a homeless, skint, fugitive you go to ALDI forgetting you are all
of those things, you then start to wonder why everyone is evacuating
the shop as you walk in and putting their hands up and shouting
"I SURRENDER" you then remember you still have your
lightsaber on you so you kill all the shopkeepers and nick all their
stuff you then nick some spraypaint and quicly vandalise the
shop.