Use all 3 and return to your world?
You are desperate. Your life sucks and you need a job.
NOW.
You use all three wishes in exchange to return to the world as you
left it. You are unemployed, unhappy, and Kerri is really steamed at
you for yet another "adventure vacation gone wrong." Your
apartment has roaches that watch tv when you're gone. Now your TV is
gone too, beacause the roaches pushed it out of a window for sheer
kicks.
Can life get any worse? Kerri is about to sell your Miles Davis vinyl
(after she gave your Stooges shirt to her bratty nephew in the
suburbs) when...
Wait a minute...you see a help wanted ad in the local commie rag! It
reads:
Are you good with your hands? Do you
work well with animals? Other people's
animals? How about their animal's
taylors? Hmmm? Well, if so call us up
right now! We'll hire you FOR SURE!
