"Expecto uno uglio fallo ifo yuo luko downo..."
Now being the imbecile that you are, of course you look down. The
ground opens beneath you, and you "fallo downo
ito"...
You pick up the rock. It has an inscription on it. You think that
maybe if you read the inscription aloud something will happen, like
you'll get back to Willow Glade. Now that would be nice. So you read
the inscription.