The Final Showdown
You knock away Dr. Phi...Ah,who cares. You knock away PHIL'S, yes,
just Phil's, lightsaber. While you go for the killing blow, Santa
appears in your mind. "No Obi! It's not the Jedi way!"
"I don't care," You shout."And for the last #%&$@
time, I'm JEWISH!!!!!!!!!!!!! And besides, I don't want to loose my
page again!" "Too late for that," Santa replied. "
You're on page 104." You reply by saying, "Thanks! Now
leave!" As you say so you slash through his head, leading into
the stabbing of Phil.
You pause, read the script, nod your head, and stab him. He falls down
to the ground, dead. "Hope he doesn't have a third life,"
You mutter to yourself. Then three small creatures come up and say,
"Hello, we are the Society of Other Not as Well Known Very Tiny
People, or SONWKVTP. We are here to tell you that you have killed our
idol Dr..." And those were the last people who knew Phil, who
probably met him while you were talking to Santa, again, besides you.
You cut them in half. You than remember Jackette, walk over to her,
and stab her. You mutter,"After all I've gone through, I regret
not doing that in the first place." You leave while grabbing your
old lightsber, so you can have dual, get in a ship, and fly off to
Bespin.
You lay back and relax thinking your journy is done. But Phil was just
the first of many tough enemies you will face. This long journey can
only be described as the start of the destruction of the
galaxy.
"Bu..Bu..But..." Oprah stammers. "Shut your
trap!" Dr. Phil scolds. "We have a new soldier. Hey, wasn't
Obi's corpse there a sec... Oh you got to be kidding me." He
turns around and blocks your blow. While he was talking, you snuck
away and was going for a killing blow. Too bad Phil, I mean, Dr. Phil,
is too smart. You fight to the death, killing Oprah in the process.
