He takes an interest in you
Satan replies, "Well, well, well, what do we have here?" he
looks at you with a scary fire in his eyes. "Take her to the best
suite in the Hell."
"Yes boss." and the demon takes you to a room with firey
decorations.
You are standing on very hot ground in front of Satan's throne. One of
his demons pushes you forward and says, "Hey boss, here's one
that commited suicide; those are your favorite. And she's pretty
good-lookin' too, I might add."
