Use Force To Make Anvil Fall on Twi'Lek
Summoning your last reserves of strength, you let your midichlorions
take over and you hear yourself shouting "Oblah cutting the
cheese!" The Twi'Lek turns around and gets crushed by an anvil,
Old Cartoon style. An electronic voice says, "Force Fields now
being terminated. Terminated force Fields making you and Obi-Wan cut
cheese. Have a nice day!" You and Obi-Wan fall down to China and
get some rice. Realizing you have allergic reactions to rice and have
broken the laws of physics, you see an anvil fall in front of you.
P.S. Pablo is on the anvil. Don't ask me who he is. A big booming
voice coming from Pablo says "DARN! I missed!" He then
vaporizes him and the anvil and you go to Mexico. You see Billy Bob
Joe Jr.
