Just then, Leonardo DiCaprio walks by. You almost faint when he says,
"Hello!"
You're speechless, but manage a squeak which you hope he interperets
as "Hello."
Your friend, obviously the brave one here, asks for his autograph.
Leo signs her paper, then takes out a picture. "What's your
name?" he asks.
By now you are truly shocked, but mumble your name. He writes
something down, then hands you he picture. On the back is written,
love, Leonardo DiCaprio. This time, you do faint!