Master the art of sumo wrestling
On the fateful day that you reach 300 pounds you go and study with the masters and learn the art of sumo wrestling. You compete in many competitions and win 98% of them. But you've aquired a pretty large bill from the doctor and are not sure how you will ever pay it off.
You figure, I've mastered bonsai, why not sumo. You visit a doctor and are put on a diet plan to help you gain 300 pounds.
