Fred comes and saves you
*Freds impersonator is Jedimountain
And Fred came to give you some pesticide. The label says "For use
on Red Eyed Sap Suckers (The monster that is attacking you).
999.99999999999999 billion times more potent than the leading
brand." You say "HEY! OBI! Some Fred impersonator gave me
some pesticide that says "For use on Red Eyed Sap Suckers (The
monster that is attacking you). 999.99999999999999 billion times more
potent than the leading brand." You spray it on the monster,
thank Fred's impersonator*, and then....................
