"Terrific," you say, "Just great. Now I have the evil
of a thousand souls forever. Just great."
Just then an evil demon comes out of the ground and says,"You are
just pathetic,you know that? This is a story,you can get out of this
for crying out loud."
"I can?" you say.
"Well duh. you're writing this aren't you?"
"Well, I guess so." you say.
"Well? Look kid, this looks like you're kind of new at this.This
is what you do. You sell me your soul and then I release the curse,
o.k.?"