"Alrighty then just be on your merry way."
"But wait, what way is that?" you sputter.
"You said you didn't want to know the secret."
"I DONT want to know the secret," you say, "I just want
to know the way home. The W-A-Y H-O-M-E! I don't care about stories or
secrets or explainations. I just want to get HOME!"
"Alright, alright then. Follow me."