Attack
You are making progress down the plaid jell-o path, and as you rise on
a hill, you think you see something glimmering in the distance,
perhaps at the end of the road. You begin to speed up, and just as
you approad another hill, that the glimmering is probably at the top
of, there is a horrifying screeching sound from the air. You stop,
startled, and look up, meanwhile sinking into the jell-o. You are too
scared to notice this, because hurtling at you at 60 miles an hour
from high up in the clouds is the most horrendous creature you have
ever seen. It is a glowing lime green, with three bright purple eyes
and horns. It has five humungous buckteeth growing out of its one
lip, and only one limb, which ends in clutching talons. It has a
skinny waist and a long curly tail. And, of course, leathery wings.
You scream and
