Brakemon Interview
Brakemon: (to audience) All hail Brakemon!
Audience: Hail Brak!-emon!
Ash: How you doing Brakemon? Are you getting enough oxygen?
Brakemon: Hey, hey, don't play Space Ghost on me!
Ash: Sorry, I couldn't help it. I love that show! Why did you
decide to leave it?
Brakemon: Well, this guy from Warner Brothers put a chip in my neck
that makes me think about Pokemon all the time! I love Pokemon! The
Space Ghost people think I'm crazy, but I don't care! I'll show them
all!
Ash: Okie-dokey. So, what's your attack?
Brakemon: I can bend sporks!
Ash: Cool, you mean like Kadabra and Alakazam?
Brakemon: Yeah, but they have to be plastic, and you need to look
away for it to work.
Ash: So, your a psychic pokemon? Who knew?
Brakemon: Makes my head hurt.
Voice from the back of the auditorium: Hold it right there you little
twerp!
Ash: Oh no! It's . . . it's . . .
Ash: My next guess sometimes appears on the hit prime-time talk show
"Space Ghost Coast to Coast" as Brak. Now, he wants to be
the newest Pokemon. Please welcome Brakemon!
