The Magic of Moodara -- page 345

Throw the witch mess in the microwave

You pick up a peppermint shovel and throw the witch mess (which looks a little like soupy porridge wearing black robes) into the microwave. All of a sudden, a tremendous knock sounds from the door. Without waiting for the door to be answered, a huge black bear throws open the door. "Yo, witchy dear, you've changed!' You invite the bear in for tea and explain that you are not the witch. You have both just sat down for tea when the bear remembers why he came to the cottage.