go to kmart
you decide to go to kmart because you figure you can get some good
deals because they seem to be permanently going out of business. you
walk in and see some weird people fighting over the last pink and
purple polka ddotted sweater. you think nothing of it until a little
green man walks up to you and says that you really want to buy the
sweater. "no i don't," you say. then he says, "oh yes
you do." and his eyes start blinking. you are hypnotized and
start to fight over the sweater with the other
freaks.
