Unskunk, #1
"Beg your pardon?" You say, feeling more than a little
foolish.
"What! Thee is ignorant of the Legend of the Skunk Stump! I shall
recite it for thee."The little fairy strikes a dramatic pose and
recites:
"The skunk sat on a stump. The stump said the skunk stunk, the
skunk said the stump stunk.Did the skunk stunk the stump, or did the
stump stunk the skunk?"
"Oh. That explains a whole lot."
"Well, thee can listen or not. Just find the stump, and you're
unskunked. Goodbye."
"Well," the fairy says, swaying back and forth." First
you find the skunk stump."
