silenced pistol
You take out a silenced pistol, beat the cow over the head with it
until he cries and says, "Please, I will give you 1,000,000
dollars, just let me live!!!" then u call him a cockaroach, and
he says no ima cow and u say cockaroach and he says no cow so you
shoot him in the heart and stomp on him until your brand new shoes are
ruined, so you make new ones out of his hide. Now, with your cool new
shoes, you are a chick magnet(and allergic to
shellfish!)
