turn satan into a cartoon weasel
you cast the spell, and then remember that if a cartoon weasel laughs
enough, he dies. so you jump onto the matress and land head first. you
fall off and land on your head again. you fall so far down an
infinite staircase of doom, that you pop out in heaven while satan is
laughing at your misery. satan explodes leaving kerry unharmed. the
one problem is, you're in heaven and you are almost
satan!
